What Should Make Every Decent American Love Unions More

Supporting candidates in favor of health care and reproductive freedom!  Fuck yeah!  That's one of the best things about unions: giving money to candidates who want to ensure every woman can get every abortion she wants any time, any place, with no copay!  Matt Patterson is a greasy shitstain and demented zealot.  Fuck him.  Unions are one of mankind's finest inventions.  Like Hot Pockets.  And cold beer.  And abortion!  Atmo.