Will it be ok of some Republicans take the 80% pig or 85% goat creature down into Jones' basement for some sexy time? Is that legal? Because it wouldn't be fair to Jones and his friends if he was hosting some harmless GOP pool parties with the talking animal men all summer and then the cops decide to bust 'em up for no reason. That would be not cool. After all, those animal-human hybrids are totally DTF when the Republicans show up and the Coors Light is flowing free.