Even Libertarian Boys Cosplaying Ignatius Reilly Feel The Bern

Bernin'.  Whoever laid out the Sanders campaign is a fucking genius.  I love it when a plan comes together.  Biden somehow still in the race is a worst-case scenario for Bernie, but he is still winning every early state and now nationally in the week before the voting starts.  Once that voting begins, Sanders is positioned to roll this up by March.  That is fucking brilliant.  Everything is working.  You really do love to see it.  Look for Tulsi to drop out after Iowa, possibly Yang as well.  If Warren lasts until New Hampshire, she will drop out after NH--she should endorse Bernie, but her campaign has been such a shit show, I would not be surprised if she fucked that up too.  Klobuchar and Booty-gig have always been unimportant, and they're about to see that hilarious reality; they won't change anything, and their supporters will hop on the winning side with Bernie.   Steyer and Bloomberg don't matter either; let them spend their money against Trump.  The only wild card might be if Biden has a sundown moment and quits on tee vee after he loses South Carolina.  Fun times.  Thanks, Trump!