Friday, November 4, 2011

never, ever go to home depot

watching that absolute ignoramus bernie marcus spew bullshit on fox news channel about the economy, the stimulus, regulations is both infuriating and sad.  clearly the guy's in end-stage, full-on, reagan-houseplant alzheimer's disease.  he does not know a single fact or have even the smallest fleck of understanding about any of it.  we have more regulation now than in the 70's, 80's and 90's?  really?  no, you fucking moron.  we don't.  you created  jobs?  thanks for the minimum wage jobs, asshole.  no really, go suck monkey balls.  you are the wal-mart of ugly home supply super stores.  and like our inbred sister-fuckers from bentonville, you did a fantastic job destroying small business--job creators!!  the heart of america!!--where you could actually find and buy the stuff you need without walking through enough low-grade lumber to build all the sets for atlas shrugged 2.

if you need something for your weekend project and you have to visit a horrible super-store, for the love of christ, go to lowe's.  you'll find it right across the street from the home depot probably.  or somewhere nearby.  sure, it's almost as bad as home depot, but at least the lowe's people aren't on fox news smearing shit over themselves and frantically masturbating while spouting american enterprise institute talking points.  and go out and fucking unionize home depot!  sure, wal-mart first, but then get the fucker bernie where it hurts and make his stupid company pay a living wage, motherfrakkers!

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