what do i get?

ruh roh.  that sound you hear is atrios's fuze priming.  one-half of our vast army of unemployed get no unemployment insurance.  yep, it sucks for them, but it sucks for all the rest of us too.  those people are not out buying our fast-food hamburgers, bath-tub gin, handjobs or no-name chinese plastic bikes with fancy paintjobs.  their stress and suffering infects our whole existence.  there are a shitload of issues ripe for exploitation by political-wannabees with just a hint of balls.  this is just one of them.  a room temperature i.q. and lance armstrong's spare testicle could make any candidate look like noam chomsky crossed with fdr at this point, so have at it you frakking idiots.