Mittens Funfetti

Despite all the horse-race bullshit that's been going on for a couple of months, pretty much everybody has resigned themselves to the fate that was just as inevitable on 1 January as it is today: Mittens will be the Republican nominee.  Now, Mittens, being such a titanic asswhipe, might be completely unable to dislodge Obama, but none of those other fuckers had any shot at all.  We shall see.