Why Do You Think They Call Him A Dope?

Yeah, pot is fucking lame--certainly not my bag.  Hah!  But dope is less dopey than not keeping people healthy or at least comfortable with a mostly-harmless plant because some drug companies and paper companies and cotton companies are assholes, and way less dopey than loading up private prisons with shitloads of dope smokers.  Mary Jane is also way less annoying than cigarettes and can't be any worse than some asshole drinking 20 beers a day with a mouthful of fucking chaw.