Gimme Gimme Gimme

I don't care if it is a total rip-off of the Pegoretti Pogostick.  I don't care if it is a stunt.  I don't care if it has a stupid fork, not even painted to match.  I don't care if I already have a bike the same color.  I don't care if it's totally unsuited to serious riding with that stupid integrated seatpost thing.  Gaulzetti mountain bike.  I want one.  Gimme gimme gimme.