Pettitte

Andy Pettitte makes Roger '2 million dollar arm and 2 dollar head' Clemens look like a MacArthur Award winner.  I'm sure the level of discourse in the clubhouse was elevated as soon as he got up this year.  Nick Swisher must need someone to discuss epistemology and current implications of Derrida in the rapidly evolving 21st century culture.  He's a horse, though, and I wonder if he'll get a decent number of wins this year.