Obama 2012: Now With 10% Less Anal Leakage

Now that the 2012 campaign is frothing in earnest, Obama is positioning himself as the guy who's not quite as big a douchenozzle as Mittens.  With his heinous Supreme Court picks, indefinite detention, torture, drone atrocities, center-right economic policies, and police-state inclinations drizzled with a little bit of gay marriage, Obama is hoping that the poor fuckers outside the beltway will hate him less than the corpse-babtizing ass-whipe Romney.