Abrams Trek Spoiler FAQ

This is funny.  Hatin' on assholes and dummies and talentless hacks is so very very American and so very very helpful.  Seriously, after 50 fucking years, there have been so many really great and compelling ideas in the Star Trek universe that there is absolutely no excuse for ripping off the dreck and coming up with something as cruelly stupid as Abrams Trek 2.  Abrams and his band of douchebags are a blight on our species.