P.J. O'Rourke: America's Longest-Lasting Barometer Of Banality

Reading any P.J. O'Rourke, if by the second paragraph you are not completely bored with his astoundingly trite and lazy prose, then you are probably a giant fucking douchebag.  Any O'Rourke is just as pathetic as any other, whether it is one of his sadly derivative books or embarrassingly hacktackular columns for the likes of shit shows like The Weekly Standard.  He's been on the lower rungs of wingnut welfare for two generations now; that is a sad indictment of the state of our politics as well as our political "humour".