The Biggest Reason Hillary Will Never Be President: Bill

Hillary Clinton will never be president, and that is a very good thing.  The Clintons are awful people.  Bill was an awful president, and Hillary would be just as bad.  But we won't have to worry about that because Tubby will be the millstone around her neck which drowns her ambitions again.  She's not even going to run for 2016, but if the impossible happens and she does, the whole stupid thing won't last long.