Against All Odds, A Good Thing Happens In New Jersey

What's next? Unicorns?  How did the shitty state filled with shitty people who reelected a slimy, corrupt Moby Dick-sized greaseball like Chris Christie manage to do something wise and good and vote to raise the minimum wage (a tiny bit) and index said wage to inflation?  It's a fucking Jersey miracle.  No longer will Yo La Tengo be such a blindly glaring supernova exception.