How Long Until El Popo Francisco Comes To America To Personally Slap Antonin Scalia Upside The Head?

You know it's coming.  If Pope Francis keeps up his startlingly (for a gods-damned fucking pope, anyway) progressive agenda, it can't be long until he begins a world tour where he personally visits each of the biggest reactionary Catholic assholes on the planet and smacks each one of 'em on the head.  For Jesus.  And fun.  Fuck yeah!