Ted Cruz Is The Creepiest Teabagging Creepster Whoever Creeped And Teabagged

Oh, yuck. What the fuck is wrong with these people?  I mean, Teabaggin' Ted "Polly Prissy Pants" Cruz is many things, but putting him on the cover a book for children should probably get you sent to one of those holes so deep that the snakes and rats can't even escape.  Sure, we can all have a bit o' fun with the sorry fucker, but just remember that more than a few of your addle-headed brothers and sisters out there can't grasp what a sorry sons of bitches Cruz and his ilk are.