Billy Ray Cyrus Got No Elvis In Him

Unfortunately, time has proven that Michael J. Fox is not the evil opposite of Elvis, the Anti-Elvis; Parkinson's gave MJF the opportunity to show that he had the power of Elvis in him as he fought the disease and the diseased Republican anti-science political agenda.  That did make the identity of the Anti-Elvis an important question, especially if you were--and are--an 8 year old fan of the Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper song.  It was a difficulty puzzle because none of the most obvious possibilities made any sense.  Dick Cheney was alive in the 80's.  George W. Bush, too.  Any of the most heinous rotten motherfuckers you could think of were not identified as the evil opposite of Elvis the first time around, the time MJF was mistakenly called the Anti-Elvis.  No, Anti-Elvis did a good job of staying in hiding, but now there's no question of who it is: Billy Ray Cyrus got no Elvis in him; Billy Ray Cyrus is the evil opposite of Elvis, the Anti-Elvis.