Let's Drug Test Rep. Michael Grimm--And Check If He's Still Wearing Ladies' Undergarments

Thin-skinned wanker and former FBI cross-dresser Rep. Michael Grimm is facing the Bureau from the other side of the table, and it is making him a little testy, obviously.  He's one of those dirty pols, apparently, that the Feds like to fuck with; he should know the drill.  Threatening dweeby local reporters on tape is not a good career move regardless of whatever actual crimes you may or may not have committed, and I think it is time to drug test this little peckerwood and see if he's been partying with his buddy Trey Radel.  Sayonara, asswhipe.