Shootings Just Aren't News Anymore

Every other day some guntard lunatic shoots up a mall or a school or or a movie theatre or a parking lot, and sorry to say that ain't news around here anymore--if only every single white Christian Republican in that mall had been armed; now that woulda been some real 2nd Amendment Freedom Fun carnage!  For now, if a random psycho fuckwad wants to make real impression, they're gonna need an NRA-defended flame thrower or RPG if they want the tee vee time.  Shooting is so yesterday.  And tomorrow.  And the day after that.  Welcome to hell, you reading-comprehension-challenged assholes.