Sunday, January 26, 2014

Virag's Movie Reviews: The Lone Ranger (2013)

Wasn't William Fichtner in Ultraviolet?

The Lone Ranger was not nearly as terrible as I thought it would be, but I hated it way more than I expected.  The flick was monstrously insincere and mean-spirited.  If the filmmakers thought they were going to deconstruct the story of the Lone Ranger and make some cogent points about the American west and the asinine Lone Ranger stories, well, somebody shoulda' let 'em know they weren't up to the task.  The Pirates of the Caribbean movies were hella annoying and all should have been huge flops, and it feels like The Lone Ranger is Disney's way of punishing us for what we needed to have known all along.

No comments:

Post a Comment