Post Office Bank

Make bank!  This is never gonna happen, cuz it makes waayyy too much sense.  Postal Service banking is a good idea for the USPS, but it is a great idea for the American people.  Post office banks might be an odd idea if you have never considered it, but the basic concept is very successful around the world; destroying the usurious check-cashing and payday loan industry would be icing on the gods damned cake.