Road Tubeless Fisking

If you like fucking with stuff, how about tubulars?  That's not what they were writing about, but still.  Anyway, Stan's-type tubeless with the spooge is a gods-damned nightmare on mountain bikes, and with the much higher pressures of road tires, any road tubeless set-up is likely to be perfect for catastrophic failure.  Maybe the big guys will make it work, but when tubulars are so rad, why would you give up the mundane clincher for anything else.