The Dumbest Fucking Reason To Buy A Phone In The History Of The Galaxy

BECAUSE YOU RESPECT BILL GATES!!  Holy fuck, that motherfucker is an asshole of titanic dimensions--and so is Bill Gates.  Bill Gates.  Bill.  Gates.  Respect.  Bill Gates.  Jesus, that's disgusting.  Bill Gates is a cancer munching on the colon of our society, and anyone who respects him and what he has done with his wealth is a sick, sad son of a bitch.