Please Nominate Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz is one of the dumbest motherfuckers in American politics. He's George W Bush dumb. Sam Brownback dumb. Rick Santorum dumb. It's fabulous.  Cruz has the Harvard buffoons and Republican fluffers driving themselves insane screeching that Cruz is NOT some sort of skeevy half-wit, when even your average brain-dead teabagger can see that Cruz is a fucking dope, so please nominate him.  Please.