Fucking Vile Assholes Of The Day

Stupid, nasty cocksuckers.  Exactly the sort of pathetic, chronic masturbators who ruin life for the rest of us.  Not just stupid and sad, but rancid and creepy dickbrains destroying our society's ability to function.  This is a shitty world filled with awful people like these particular pathetic, risible assholes.  Sure, you can laugh at them the way you'd laugh at a greasy Mongoloid half-wit with a club foot careening after a piglet or a college Republican jerking his scabrous, mung-covered micropenis to a picture or Ronny Reagan's pimply nutsack, and that would be okay, but these people are really horrible, the worst who have ever lived, and they are rotten and useless to the bone.