K- K- K- K- K- K- Katmandu! Earthquake! FUCK!

This is just the sort of thing that has a tendency to happen when you don't love jesus.  I'm pretty sure that earthquake thing happened in a place where the peasants have not sufficiently loved jesus and shit, so I know for a fact it is their own damn fault.  No earthquakes like this ever happen where good white people love jesus.  No avalanches ever destroy base camps and kill people in Lynchburg.  Thousands don't suffer and die in squalor in the rubble of what was once Mississippi.  Um...well, anyway.