WTF Is This Van Halen Abortion?

Now we see the world's worst rock & roll combo.  This train wreck makes 1D look like the fucking Mekons.  I'd almost say this is a parody of some sort that I dont' get, but I'm pretty sure it's a simple cash grab now that Eddie Van Halen has reached the ripe old age of 90.  Was this shit show ever a stadium-rock monster?  Did tons of dipshits pay money to see this?  Gods damn, how long ago was that?