The USA Would Be Better Off With Katy Perry As President

We don't need to imagine what it would be like to have a fucking moron as stupid as Rick Perry in the presidency.  We lived through it with eight years with George W. "Retard Boy" Bush and his band of merry fuckwads dropping a huge greasy shit all over the country and the world.  Rick Perry is a walking shitstain.  Texas is a fucking toilet.