Ah, Twin Peaks Is A Pathetic Tits Place, Like An Even Sadder Hooters

Nothing to do with David Lynch or good pie or anything.  Got it.  Tits, for losers.  That makes these motorcycle twits even more risible; it would have been so much more majestic to hang out at--and shoot up--an Applebee's.  Jesus, that's really sad.  What sort of greasy loser would be caught dead in a place like this let alone kill someone in one?  America is a horrible place.