Texas Alligators Are The Finest Americans Who Ever Lived

THERE'S ONE GOOD THING IN TEXAS! GATORS!!  Fuck, yeah, those Texas gators are the best gods-damned Americans ever.  For all those times good, decent, intelligent, sane Americans said that Texas could go fuck themselves, those Americans were not giving proper credit to the gators of Texas who do the gods' work killing the fucktard teabaggers who infest Texas.  Go, Texas alligators, go!