How Stupid Do You Have To Be To Not Understand Shoe Laces, Upper-Class Twit Edition

Jesus.  Shoe laces.  Come, on, twits.  Shoe laces have one very specific advantage in that they allow customizing the amount of tension on specific parts of your foot.  This shit's especially important if you have oddly shaped or sized feets!  Laces give you more options for getting it just right, but like downtube shifters or a proper manual transmissions, they may require a bit more skill or attention than some other things.  Deal with it, assholes.  A few of 'em get it, atmo, but the rest are just fucking dim.  Jesus.