If Ever There Was An Unfunny, No-Talent Kiss Ass Who Could Die In A Sleazy Motel With A Needle In His Arm For All Anyone Should Care

It's Jim Carrey!  And Jimmy Fallon!  Fallon is exactly what a no-talent shithead looks like, so really, he can go get that scuzzy needle and shoot up an eight-ball in some slimy motel and leave the good, funny people alone.