Is Carolina For Real?

Usually, nothing in the Carolinas is really any good.  It's always kinda shitty, and you notice that after a while even if you didn't notice at first, especially when compared to real places that matter.  UNC?  Yep, shitty.  Duke?  Sure.  The entire state of South Carolina and everyone in it, including Hilton Head and Myrtle Beach?  Totally sucks ass.  That makes it seem impossible that the Panthers are for real, but maybe, for once, something from the Carolinas is not way more useless and shitty than you first thought.  That's fucked up, dude.