Thursday, December 3, 2015

Syed Farook Says: "I Am The NRA"

Syed Farook was an exceptional American NRA terrorist.  What a great country we have where some asshole wants to shoot up his company christmas party, and luckily the exceptional American terrorist organization, the NRA, has made it possible for that lunatic guntard to do just that!  Imagine what a shitty country this would be if Farook had not been able to kill 14 people but instead had to have a couple of drinks and insult his douchebag coworkers or maybe throw a punch.  THAT would be a country for pussies!  Not the manly country the NRA has built in America where every fucking lunatic asswhipe can easily get a fuckload of guns and ammunition so they can kill innocent people without breaking a sweat.  Fuck Yeah!  That's what makes America EXCEPTIONAL!  Violence!  Killing!  Guns!  Free-DUMB!  FREE-DUMB!!

Once again, the decent people out there were saved from even more NRA-enabled terrorism because the two guntards assholes were so stupid that they stayed right in their neighborhood jerking off after their murder party instead of attempting a getaway in order to expand their killing spree.  As usual, we can thank all the gods that criminals are mostly as dumb or dumber than the average exceptional American idiot, so they are pretty easy to catch.  That's something, the exceptional stupidity of the exceptional American guntard murderer.  Thanks, Obama.

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