Ultimate Improbability: Utah Is The Most Popular College Basketball Team In The World

Anything and everything Utah in general is usually complete fucking garbage in every conceivable way, but, amazingly enough, today Utah became the most popular college basketball team in the world because they beat the heinous Duke.  That's is easily the least probable eventuality in the history of the universe.  Runnin' Utes is still the dumbest fucking name ever.