And Now The Exceptional American Comedy Not Concerning NRA Terrorism: David Price And The Red Sox

The gods-damned Red Sox are so fucked.  They've agreed to waste more than a fifth of a billion dollars on a pitcher who might just guarantee a better-than-last-place finish--with a Cy Young also a possibility--before two hilarious post-season chokes and a pissy demand for a trade long before the contract is up.  Oh, this is gonna be boo-tee-full!  Fuckin' assholes.