Addle-Headed Reactionary Nutjobs Of The Day, Today

Fuckin' crazy, paranoid, scared shitless, ignorant, hilariously ill-informed, wrong-headed, creepy, hateful, exceptional American assholes.  For fun, note where the fringiest of the fringe curls all the way around and bumps briefly into reality, but on the whole, these sorry bastards are nothing more than dangerously stupid and gullible dickheads.  Whether it's vaccines or chemtrails or risible libertarian horseshit or top-tier bugfuck guntard insanity, exceptional Americans are irredeemable reactionary shitstains.