Ted Cruz: Teenage Dirtbag

Still a fucking titanic shitstain 2015, but even better somehow, poor Ted Cruz was a real fucking repellent loser already by the time he hit Princeton.  That kinda makes you understand that nobody liking him in the 21st is the same as it ever was.  His roommate from freshman year, Craig Mazin, should probably be appointed as a senior Congressional liaison by President Trump if for no other reason than it would make both parties do an even better job of hating Ted Cruz's rotten, stinking guts, since the only group that hates Ted Cruz more than most Americans is the motherfucking GOP.  A man who such an enormous fucking creep that the he can't even make single friend in his own party when his own party is a group as nasty and evil as the Republicans is not going to nominated to anything in 2016.