30,000 More Reasons Ted Cruz Still Won't Get Elected To Anything This Year

You gotta hand it to that slimy cocksucker, he managed to find someone damn near as repugnant as himself to join his comical public failure.  Where is Fiorina going to be less popular than California?  Polly Prissy Pants Cruz is a fucking shithead.  What's next, Hermain Cain as Secretary of State?