Exceptional American Gothic

Heh, indeedy.  Apparently it's always a Sammy Hagar weekend somewhere in exceptional America.  Dirtballs in the parking lot getting wasted before a concert is probably a glory we will never experience again in our exceptional America.  If you tried this shit today, you'd be arrested and have to register as a felon or sex offender or some other sort of danger to society.  I can't say that's a good thing.  Cuz it's not.  These shitheads might have had abysmal taste in music, but they weren't hurting anyone.