Thursday, April 21, 2016

Answers In Genitals: The Dinosaurs

Finally, the fucking truth about the dinosaurs! Thank you jesus!!  This is some prime-cut deranged fucktardery they got there.  I hate to tell those poor sad clowns, but there are no answers in Genesis.  Peter Gabriel turned out to be much less than he first appeared, and Steve Hackett was nothing special either.  When all that was left of Genesis was Tony Banks, Mike Rutherford, and the personification of evil suckitude Phil Collins, there were no answers.  Genesis was always shallow and dumb and pointless.  Those doofs didn't know shit about dinosaurs.  Scientists know about dinosaurs.  Don't ask Genesis for answers.  Don't ask jesus.  Genesis sucks and jesus isn't real.  Ask a scientist.  Please.  Don't be a dick.

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