Brutally Fisking Kevin Johnson Is America's Most Important Industry

Gods damn that was nice.  Johnson would be an especially nasty sack of crap even if wasn't accused of molesting vulnerable young girls.  Add that sick shit to the mix and you have a truly exceptional American bastard.  Now that most of the best of our nation is bored watching some fatuous tee vee asswhipes and beady-eyed Republican fuckwads pretend that Donald Trump is not currently sucking the marrow out of the GOP for grins, fisking Kevin Johnson would be the best thing for all of us.