PSA: John Kasich Is Still Losing To People Not Even Running

Future kid-sidekick to future President-for-Life Trump, John Kasich, is going to come in last behind some fucking loser not even eligible to get the GOP nomination.  Lest anyone think Kasich's running for president instead of running to be the comic relief for Donald Trump, ask yourself why someone who's been mathematically eliminated is really still in the race?