Jesus, Trump Picking Newt Gingrich For Veep Would Be A Mighty And Glorious Clusterfuck

Press hard, you're making four copies, motherfucker.  Jesus, Newt Gingrich, the bloated shitbag and serial adulterer, the failed teacher and failed politician, Newt Fucking Gingrich being tapped by Trump would be the most wondrous cosmic shit show in anyone's lifetime.  That ticket might not even get two--2!--votes nationally cuz I'm pretty sure at least Trump or Gingrich is dumb enough to forget to vote for himself on election day.