Loser Cruzer!

Heh, indeedy.  After the most embarrassing campaign--and life--in recent American electoral history, exceptional loser Ted Cruz runs away after getting castrated by an addle-headed tee vee dipshit and political novice mostly known for a fatuous persona and failing to grow the sizable inheritance he got from his loathsome dad.  Now the Senate gets its worse member back, smaller, weaker, and even more of a target of relentless Senatorial opprobrium.  Frakking brilliant.