Why Are We Getting The Rio Olympics AND Trump In The Same Year?

Why the fuck can't we spread out our hilariously entertaining international disasters a little?  The Olympics in Rio will be a shit show--literally--and Trump's campaign will be even shittier, but good gods, why the fuck must we have them both in the same year?  We need our fun, we need our high-calorie entertainment, but let's take our time.  Our lives would be so much more wonderful if we could make all this fun last...