It's Pretty Obvious That Chuck Norris Isn't That Bright
Yes, it's a year old, but that deranged senile old fucker, along with the mouth-breathing teabagger intern who writes this shit for him, is pretty fucking stupid. He's not just normal, creepy, deluded old-guy dumb. He's not a mundane screaming racist teabagging dipshit. Poor old Chuck is a full-on, ocean-going lunatic.