Caroline Heldman, Friend Of Big Ed Schultz And Not Bill O'Reilly, Didn't Want To Become Friends With Eric Bolling's Scurvy Little Weenie

Seems like a solid plan.  Bolling and his weenie probably know nothing about women, so staying away is the easiest way to avoid hassles.  Heldman was okay with Ed Schultz when he had a tee vee show, though.