Franklin Foer Proclaims: Evidence Suggests Everyone In My Family Is An Execrable, Tedious Hack

Jesus christ, I have to assume every Foer has like either 4 or 7 toes.  Webbed fingers.  But if you want execrable writing 100% guaranteed to be devoid of substance, well, call on a Foer!  Franklin sure does a good job licking those boots and guzzling that hot rancid piss.  Inane, sententious twaddle is the Foer family business!