Polly's Votin' For Biden

TV's The Liberal Chris Hayes Did A Bad Thing Speaking Out Against Rape

Sad.  The deranged neoliberal racist reactionary establishment Dems are having a sad because Even The Liberal Christ Hayes--friend of plagiarist and racist lunatic Ben Domenech-McCain, so you know how liberal he really is!--deigned to address Tara Reide's assault by Rapey Uncle Joe Biden.  Every single one of the shitheads like Larry Tribe and Feff Jecke and all the KHive fucktards was a virulent opponent of the Sanders campaign and any and all attempts to improve the lives of poor and working-class Americans in even the most money-saving and obvious ways.  The Biden campaign is hard-right enterprise, every bit as demented and dangerous and rotten as the GOP.

Kirsten Gillibrand Is Fucking Garbage

Gillibrand cucked Al Franken cuz she thought she was gonna be the Dem nominee, and now she outs herself as a fatuous hypocrite and rancid cuntbag.  Well, there are important lessons to be learned from Gillibrand's career; I hope to christ some folks are learning.  Anybody who would vote for Biden deserves the next four years of Trump. 

I Do Not Trust Peter Daou, But He's Far From The Biggest Asshole Out There In 2020

I think Daou's full of shit, but he's being entertaining this cycle and burning all sorts of bridges.  I don't have to trust him to enjoy his very public freakout.  Anybody who votes for Biden is a far larger shithead than Daou.

Narcizo!

2017 Carl Strong Steel--Can't Get One No More

Cuz it's steel!  Only tie-tanium now.  Sr. Strong has had more business plans than Serotta, but he's still going, so good for him.  I'm surprised Strong did not make Serottas at one time.  But he did make Ibis frames for a weird minute there...Anywho, this bike is wicked sano.

Bleating Idiot Tokens Diamond And Silk Are Sick Of So Much Winning!

How much winning can they stand?  Sad when some racist minstrel-show clowns like Diamond and Silk are too insane for Fox "News". 

Racist Asshole Bill Buckley Was 100% All Man's Man

All that naked sailing with young Ivy League men screams hetero fucking sexual.  Yes, Bill Buckley was so much more than a fatuous racist crank.  There's a reason why privileged reactionary masculine studs still dream about William F. Buckley in 2020.

DH 2010

Mountain Bikes In Action!

Yeah, Fuck Sam Wang--He's An Eager Dem Pissboy And Princeton Is A Fucking Douchebro Hothouse

Princeton sucks so much harder than Harvard and Yale--Harvard and Yale are the worst, but Princeton is such a fucking elitist shithole even compared to those two.  Sam Wang can fuck right the fuck off any time now: he has outed himself once and for all as a complete pussy and shameless careerist boot-licker.  And anyone dumb enough to give ANY credence to anything Joan Fucking Walsh says deserves Princeton as much as Princeton deserves them.  Truly Princeton's finest.  Democrats are far more rotten than the GOP.  At least the Republicans are mostly honest in their syphilitic evil.

Delta Flyer 88

Rock Hard Cafe

Damn, It's Another Really Fun Lyndsey Parker Thing On The Yahoo! Hellsite & This Time It's X

Low bar, but this piece leaps over that bar with a billion miles of clearance, Clarence.  Good job, Ms. Parker; it is always nice to be surprised by something outstanding in a world of screaming tedium, and Lynsey Parker delivers again where you least expect it.  And X are always pretty fucking cool, so there's that!  1985 was a long fucking time ago.

Laura Ingraham Is So Much More Than A Horse-Faced Slattern And Fox "News" Whore: She Also Banged Lardy Neolib Asswipe Larry Summers

Holy shit, this is disgusting!  Larry Summers is fucking awful, the worst of the worst of the Clinton and Obama administrations, and Laura Ingraham is America's least-favorite famously loose Catholic roastie and unhinged racist moron--even Dinesh D'Souza dumped Ingraham to go fuck another mannish, horse-faced tramp, Ann Coulter.  But that didn't stop Summers and Ingraham from hooking up for some hot and horny smelly and gross sinful fornication.  Amazing.  Ghastly.  I wonder if Ingraham ever joined in the fun with Summers and Jeffrey Epstein?

Never Biden: Here's The Proof He Assaulted Tara Reade

Christ, right-wing establishment Dems are the scum of the Earth.  Obama and his fluffers are far more grotesque monsters than all the Trumptards piled together.  Everyone and anyone with half a brain understands exactly what Biden did, and the shitbags who don't give a fuck, like Obama himself and the demented pissboys and pissgirls like Joan Walsh, are absolutely more of a threat to progess and democracy than the GOP.

Political Song for Clorox Enemas For Conservatives to Sing

Lysol And Clorox Are COVID-19 Cures Approved For All Conservatives: Republicans, Racists, Proud Boys, Teabaggers, Nazis

And all members of the GOP and any other conservatives should definitely be using Clorox and Lysol as coronavirus cures every day.  Bernie Sanders-style centrists and leftists should not be utilizing any toxic cleaners and disinfectants as COVID-19 treatments.  That's the tea.

Posh Limey Rifles

Eton Limeys are def the worst sort of Limey.  That's not Paul Weller's fault.

Shoot 2 Thrill

Tomorrow Is: Send Yr Best

Olivers's Yes Tubes Will Never Be Forgotten

The Oliver's Yes Tubes bit still pops up when people talk about tubeless problems.  Nice, light rubber tubes were good, but now you really can't get them anymore.  Of course, that does stop assholes from spending $12 or whatever on a tube, so anyone still tubing it gets to enjoy the lax quality control of generic Asian innertubes.  Oliver?  Yes, tubes.

Nobody Likes Jared Kushner

So nobody is gonna get the chance to forget just how fucking dumb he is.  The story of Jared's Harvard admission is never gonna go away.  That's fucking awesome.  Nice job, Harvard.  Again.

Def, Dum

Canadians Stand Up For Freedom, Liberty, And The 2nd Amendment

Canada doesn't even have a 2nd Amendment, but this Canadian motherfucker loved freedom as much as the most violent, deranged racist exceptional American teabagger!  22 dead is pretty good level of love of the Constitution and liberty.  Canada, fuck yeah!

Pinkbike Pond Beaver 2020 Is Very Online, Low-Key Weird, And Pretty Clever

This is more like a dril tweetstorm than it was meant to be, but good on the Canadians for keeping up the hustle in the age of the plague.  Pinkbike Pond Beaver.  Heh.

Bailouts

Some Semi-Decent Dems Are Going To Kill Themselves Trying To Find A Reason To Vote For Biden

And it ain't ever gonna be worth it; Biden is an intelligence test as much as Trump ever was.  But the Dems, some Dems at least, will struggle to find some reason, any reason, to vote for rapey Uncle Joe.  This is the mess they made, and it is time for anyone with a functional brain to understand that all the levels of the media establishment are hopeless in this environment.

Hi, Steaks!

Hello, Sonic Youth?

COVID-19 Is A Hoax, And I Encourage All Republicans And Teabaggers And Neolibs And Biden Voters To Start Gathering To Protest And Lick Each Others' Faces

FREE-DUMB!  All great Americans must gather together very closely and hold hands and tongue kiss and everything to protest the coronavirus hoax!  Racists, Republicans, teabaggers, establishment Democrats, Neolibs, Biden voters, Biden-supporting feminists, all of you fine people need to be out there doing your part for freedumb from COVID-19 hoaxes.  Fuck yeah!

This Trump Ad Dragging Biden Is Just The Beginning

Trump's gonna win 57 or more states.  Some foreign countries are gonna wanna join the US just to vote against Biden by the time Trump is through with him.  Thanks, Obama.

Eddy Merckx MX Leader

The quintessential Merckx steel racing bike.  But I'm an asshole and would still rather have a Corsa Extra Max.

Fun Drive-By Fisking Of Mehdi Hasan

It's-pronounced-Owen certainly doesn't like him much these days.  You don't gotta admire the social-climbing striver and enthusiastic pissboy Hasan clearly always was.  Something about a posh, boot-licking accent on a person of color makes Americans especially more stupidly credulous than they otherwise would be.  The whole thread is great fucking fun, tho.

Everybodies

Amanda Marcotte Is So Fucking Dreadful

Calling Marcotte vapid would be an insult to insipid desolation.  Christ.  Didn't the world learn all it needed to about this braying idiot Amanda Marcotte during the John Edwards campaign 13 FUCKING YEARS AGO?  And of course Marcotte is also all about some rancid nonsense from dollar-store dildo Scott Lemieux, a man who got fired from a tenured position at a non-competitive private college because even the dummies at the school didn't want to take his useless class.  Jesus.  (Liz The Snake Warren, like Tara Reade and Joe Biden now and Obama and Clinton before, has become yet another intelligence test for Dems or progressives or leftish people in and around American politics.  Needless to say, Robinson passes while Marcotte and Lemieux fail as was expected.)  In the end, Marcotte clearly loves being a pissgirl and boot licker with all her heart, so I'm sure she's thrilled to able to practice her chosen profession with such ghastly ardor. 

Somebodies

Fun Neo-Vintage Fisking Of The Debased Elon Musk Stans

Fun.  Elon Musk is one of the most laughingly vapid grifters working in America today.  And his dimwit stans have no fucking clue.  Upper-class twits are a thing: the wealthiest, most-privileged cohort of white people in the history of the galaxy are hopelessly gullible idiots, easily victimized by a blithering moron like Elon Musk.

Foots-Ball

August J. Pollack Quite Nearly Sees Liz The Snake Warren's True Face

Sooooo, so close.  Pollack misses the reality that Warren knew exactly what she was doing since 2015; part of her strategy was to continue to lie to as many Sanders-supporting centrists and Sanders-adjacent centrists for as long as possible.  Then once Sanders was finally killed, she slithered back into her neolib nest.  Pollack doesn't get that completely.  Not yet, anyway.

Old Green Deal

1985 Eddy Merckx Professional, Perhaps, Repaint

Def a respray, but if that's a 1985 Eddy Merckx Professional, then everything is wrong about it.  Fork crown, seatstay caps, rear spacing, rear brake cable routing, logo, it's all improper for an 85 EM Pro, but the rich purple color is nice--not sure it's a mid-80s Merckx color, tho.  Either the frame is not a 1985 Professional or someone spent too much money a completely bungled refinish.  No top tube or tubing decals, either.  At least they are not trying to sell it, so...

YouTube's Patreon Hustlers, The Lowest-Rung Of The Media Establishment, Are Not Going To Age Well Going Forward

The YouTube hustlers desperately trying to claw their way up onto the ladder are not going to be as entertaining now.  They somehow have to find a way to earn their Patreon alms without getting expelled forever from the chance at a pissboy's sinecure.  So, they attack the few people in their peer group who are not having any fucks to give, and it's even worse when those cranky fuckers are right.  Jimmy Dore is annoying as hell sometimes, and his format is even more annoying, but Dore is pretty much not even trying to ingratiate himself to the moneyed interests--and sometimes he gets shit right--so the strivers lash out.  Not pretty.  Dore is certainly a crank, but the no-fucks-to-give attitude is going to age a hell of a lot better than the twisting-yourself-into-a-pretzel-desperation in order to hold up the same racist conservative political/media establishment that nominates Joe Biden to one of the major party tickets in 2020.

The Sam Seders and Michael Brookses and Cenk Uygurs are not gonna be the answer for the folks looking build a new political establishment based on centrist healthcare, environmental, and social justice issues.  That sucks because the nakedly careerist strivers have more professional-looking and watchable content. 

Bernie Sanders Was Always A Centrist Democrat

I've said from the beginning of his national political career that Sanders would have been one of the boring, timid centrists barely tolerated in a true center-left party, but in DC he seems like a leftist.  He never was.  The center-left reform type people need to face up to the fact that two presidential campaigns in four years is not the way to get anything done.

Bottom-up is the only way to have a durable center-left movement supporting healthcare and environmental reforms and labor issues and equality and racism and everything else.  But that's hard work.  It's slow, and it doesn't pay very well at first, if ever.  Gotta do a shit ton of work for a fuck ton of losing for a long fucking time till you get anywhere.

Bernie Sanders was always a Dem, and Dems are the biggest obstacle to centrist ideas like universal healthcare and living wage and all that shit.

And now you know that the Dems would rather lose to Trump twice than give Bernie Sanders a chance to improve the lives of poor people in the name of the Democratic Party even a tiny bit.

So, stop worrying about Sanders.  His time is over.

And anyone who would cast a vote for Biden or for Trump is a vile, right-wing asshole who cannot be considered at all in the work of making this society more equitable.  Both Biden and Trump voters should be shunned forever.

The work is hard and the road is long, so get on that shit.  Today would be good.  Step 1 is making sure Biden loses.  Step 2 is everything else.  Don't listen to anyone who tells you to vote for an arch-conservative racist rapist whether his name is Trump or Biden.

Eddy Merckx Corsa Extra Needs Different Bar Tape And Tires

Black saddles are always okay, but christ, that tape and those tires are just fucking wrong.  Not my fav paint either, but ubiquitous and banal are words.  Great classic racing bike, tho.

Finally Some Good News From Virginia

Jesus has coronavirus' back.  Gerald O. Glenn was not the smartest friend of jesus.  He ded.  And now he is in Hell.  But he's not unfortunately, cuz Hell isn't real.  And neither is jesus.  Coronavirus has alot more work to do if it wants to take that medal of freedom from Limbaugh. 

If You Cannot Ever Vote For Trump, You Also Cannot Ever Vote For Biden

Certainly the sexual assauts are reasons not to vote for Biden or for Trump.  The courts.  Racism.  Wall Street.  Healthcare.  Labor.  Poverty.  Abortion.  Environment.  White nationalism.  Whatever the very good reasons you could never, ever vote for Trump are the exact reasons you could never, ever vote for Biden.  Unless, you are a fucking fatuous hypocrite.  Not serious at all.  A neolib shithead. 

This Honest Trailer For The Cats Movie Is Much Shorter Than The Cats Movie

Amerikay

Briahna Joy Gray Gets It, Atmo

Biden is unacceptable.  Sanders was not a cult leader, and the Dems are going to find out that fact.  Good for her.  Never Biden.

The Democratic Party Is Your Enemy, And...

The "Independent" Bernie Sanders has always been a part of the Democratic Party.  The party gave him a leadership position and huge exposure, but the Democratic Party was always the greatest enemy of progress in the USA.  Sanders made his choice, and he made the wrong one the day he got to Washington.  He had two chances in two election cycles to do the right thing and failed both times.  Don't make the same mistake.  Never Biden.  Destroy the Democratic Party first.  Then get the GOP.  It's time for new leadership.  And vote for the Green or Socialist and not the rapist even though Sanders endorsed him.

Faster Product

Eisentraut Rainbow, Period Correct

More here.

Machine Freedom

Excellent Report From Ireland, With Some Fantastic News About The UK

Ireland, living, and the Limey cocksuckers dying by the bucketful.  This is good shit.  Ireland has to be smarter than the UK--of course, a pile of dog shit is smarter than the inbred Limey fucks in the UK.  Keep dying, Limeys.

Beets

I Believe Tara Reade, And Joe Biden Is Still A Rapist

You can't vote for Joe Biden! What the fuck is wrong with you?  Never Biden.  Nathan J. Robinson knows better, and so should you.  Gloria La Riva and Howie Hawkins are fine candidates to vote for.  But don't vote for a rapist.  Jesus christ.

Clampet

1994 RB-1, Red

This was it, the last year of the RB-1: clunky lugs and rear dropouts, eyelets, and no Ishiwata tubing, but the nice crown--and the cheap rear dropout joinery works on the this medium size--plus you get the perfected geometry, so, that's racing.  Bridgestone Racing Bike 1.  Campag Athena, it looks like.  Terrible perspective on the first pic, making the bars look just, wrong.

Hey, Dirt Rag Magazine Shut Down! Hey, Bicycling Magazine Is Still Going!

Who knew?  Apparently, Dirt Rag was going for like 31 years, so that's something.  How long has it been since it was the PA people doing the thing?  And who owned it after those PA people?  Also, who cares.  But Bicycling is somehow still a thing, so the world is still...shit.

Now where are Ted Cosentino Constantino and Keith Mills?

No Sun

The Worst Possible Fucking News From London

Motherfucking coronavirus is letting the whole world down.  Gods-damned cocksucker.  This is the worst news in years. 

Grey Eisentraut Rainbow

I think this was the original color, just a weird pic of it.  Anywho, those frames were wicked wicked.

Zebrakenko 1981

Low-res pics of the 1981 catalog.  That Olympic Ace would have been a fun production racing bike 39 years ago.  I always wanted one of the orange and green team frames.

On Georgia

Now We Know: Sanders Was Never Going To Win Because The Democratic Party Is The Greatest Enemy Of Progress

Sanders failed again.  And every kind, decent person in America should have learned a tragic lesson.  But now the lesson everyone must learn going forward is that he was never going to win because he was part of the Democratic Party.  His most important failure was aligning himself with the Democratic Party when he got to Washington.  He needed to learn the lesson Ralph Nader tried to teach, but his own ambition prevented him from seeing that truth.  Sanders' 2020 campaign was killed when he failed to run as an independent in 2016.  It would have killed his career in the Democratic Party establishment, but it would have made him president in 2020.  Or at least would have given him a legit chance, especially given the reality of the COVID-19 pandemic which ultimately smothered his Democratic primary campaign this spring but would have energized his high-profile independent campaign in the fall.

Sanders had so many supporters and so many donors and so many volunteers, more than anyone ever, but those people did not come out to vote for him, so it didn't matter at all.  The Democratic Party was not their party and it never will be, so it worked against them to destroy their political movement.

The Democratic Party worked harder to stop Sanders than it ever did to stop Nixon, Reagan, Bush, Bush, or Trump.  They know Biden is a senile rapey racist buffoon who stands no chance against Trump, but they did not care as long as Sanders lost first.  The Dems are trying to teach you who they are, and now it is the time to listen.

The mainstream, neoliberal Dems and their voters are your enemy, and they are the enemy of everything decent and sane and hopeful in the world.  They would rather vote for a senile rapist than a centrist; they would rather maintain their power and influence under a fascist lunatic than allow even the slightest hope for a better life for the working class and poor in America.  The people who vote for Biden are more rotten and dangerous than the people who vote for Trump.

Learn the lesson Ralph Nader tried to teach you or your parents in 2000.  There's not a dime's worth of difference between the Dems and the GOP, and in every way that matters, the Dems are far more evil and dangerous than the GOP.

Never vote for any candidate who does not support and does not run on the ideas and policies important to you, even Dems, especially Dems.  And abandon any candidate--AOC will be this case soon enough--who fails to support those important ideas and policies once in office and sells out to the establishment.

The centrists in the Sanders campaign and the center-left voters who supported Sanders need a party of their own; this is a big reason why Sanders was never the answer.  The Democratic Party is feckless and evil.  They will kill you and kill progress before they let you win.  Conservatives are toxic, and the Dems are hard-right conservative and racist.  And Sanders is a Democrat.

But party building is hard--not as hard as taking over the Democratic Party, but destroying the conservative establishment of the Democratic Party and taking it over wholesale is effectively the same as building your own party in this.  Either way, it's hard, thankless work.  It's so hard that nobody does it, really.  Not Sanders with the Dems.  Not even Nader with the Green Party.  But it is your only hope.

Build the infrastructure for the centrist ideas of universal health care, labor power, living wages, environmental justice.  Do the hard and thankless work.  Start local.  Be relentless and vicious in only supporting the people who agree with you.  Lose a city council or school board race five times in a row so someone else on your side can win one years later.  That's how you start.  And it sucks to lose and get nothing for so long, but that's how you win.  Sanders didn't do it.  AOC didn't do it.  Nader didn't do it.  But someone has to.

The conservatives did this well--lost races and got humiliated until they started winning--but they had the help of insane racist billionaires and the support of the existing establishment.  Still, they did the work to turn the teabaggers into a semi-organized political force, pushing insane christian evil and screaming madness into the mainstream.

Do better than the racist, evil conservatives.

Do the work.  Start at the local level and work upward.  Be prepared for a long struggle.  Do the easy stuff.  Do the hard stuff.  Abandon the Democratic Party forever.  Never vote for any Dem outside of a decent few like Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib and maybe some decent Dems local to you.  But be ruthless.  Do not legitimize any racist conservative Democratic candidate with your vote.

Don't listen to Democratic careerists, whether elected or bureaucrat or in the media at any level, from the most fatuous millionaire pundit to lowliest Patreon YouTube hustler, when they tell you that voting Dem is damage mitigation.  That's bullshit.  Never legitimize any candidate or government that does not promote the ideas and policies important to you with your vote.

And never Biden, of course.  Step one is to destroy the Democratic Party.  Go.

Montgomery's Angel

Comprehensive Neo-Vintage Fisking Of Execrable Conservative Dick Jonathan Karl

Karl is a grotesque right-wing shithead, and it is always wonderful to see those arch-conservative racist bastards get brutally fisked.  I would endorse Trump shitting on Jonathan Karl every fucking day; Trump's too stupid to know what he would be doing, but it would be fucking good fun to watch.

Racist KHive Lunatics And Demented Liz Lass Arch-Conservatives Bring You The Karen

Blue DeRosa SP

 Blue.

How much ass does Ray Dobbins suck?

White 1972 Masi Gran Criterium

Is that a Maza Grand Criterium you got there?

Much More Hopeful News From London!

Get off your ass, coronavirus! Finish him!  Good news and bad news from London today, but this is quite lovely news, actually!  Coronavirus may yet be the hero the world needs.  Another good day to be Gerry Adams.

Wait, Satchel Ronan O'Sullivan Farrow Sinatra Allen Is A Risible Fraud?

I'm shocked. Well, I'm not that shocked.  Satchel Allen has always been a fatuous careerist doof, literally for years by now, never to be taken seriously about anything.  But hey, if you don't believe Tara, fuck off.  Never Biden 2020.

Absolutely Terrible News From London!

Coronavirus has failed us. Bastard. JK Rowling lives.  Motherfucking lost opportunity.  Christ.  An absolute atrocity.  Coronavirus will pay for this shit.

Bare Honey

Joe Rogan Knows It--Do You Know It, Too?

Don't vote for Joe Biden.  Never Biden because rapey Uncle Joe is a senile old racist conservative.  Never Biden because rapey Uncle Joe is a rapist.  Never Biden because rapey Uncle Joe is a disgusting bastard, even before his brain got eat by the worms.  Never Biden.  Joe Rogan knows.  And he voted for Gary Fucking Johnson, so what's your excuse?

More Great News From London!

Boris Johnson into hospital! Come on corona, you big beautiful bastard, get this done!  Fucking awesome!  It's days like this that make you glad you were born.  And make you wish you were as drunk as Gerry Adams right now. 

Trump Is Gonna Obliterate Biden

Hello, police? He ded. I'd like to report a murder.  Trump is gonna slam Biden as a sad, senile old fool and win every state.  Hell, he might even go after Biden as creepy Uncle Joe the rapist.  Why not?  It's all a big show for Trump, and Biden IS a senile old fool.  This will be two elections in a row that the Dems have decided they would rather lose to Donald Trump than entertain any possibility of any microscopic progress in the standard of living of the average American.  Liberals hate Sanders more than they hate Trump.

Norco Tactic Road Bike

The new kid bike.  Not pink.  But not bad.  I'd ride it, but I don't have to.

Ryan Grim Is Having A Sad Because His Girl Liz The Snake Warren Keeps Rubbing His Nose In It

Ryan Grim is not one to abandon a stan when that stan is Liz The Snake Warren.  But he's having a hard time with the fact that now he's in bed with scumbag dimwits like Dante Atkins and rapey Uncle Joe Biden and all his racist conservative followers.  That's very sad for him, so Sr. Garbage Ape is here to make sure he eats shit till he chokes.  Nice.  You really do love to see it. 

English Beats

Red 1991 Bridgestone RB-1

Were There Ever Any Athletic, Racing-Style Rivendells At The Beginning? And Jesus, Jan Heine Actually Believed His Mommy When She Told Him He Was Very Handsome And Smart

That motherfucker Jan Heine is in love with the sound of his own voice, too, I bet.  Jesus.  Heine took a yuge scoop of Grant Petesen's shtick and mixed with a bit of Jobst Brandt and built himself a fiefdom.  Tedious.  Insufferable.  What do those words mean?  I'm sure his mother is almost as proud as he is.

Anywho, I guess the question is whether any of the very very first Rivendell Road frames were true athletic performance machines.  Heine's piece would tend to not endorse that possibility; that yellow Riv frame is sure no RB (Racing Bike) Riv.  Sad.  Lugged steel bikes are cool.  Racing-style road and mountain bikes are cool.  Bridgestone made killer production bikes there for a few years.  Grant Petersen shoulda been a fucking tycoon.

How Does This Overplayed, Overproduced Trite Scrap Of 4AD Flotsam Hold Up? Cuz It Kinda Does.

Let's Not Forget What A Vile Conservative Asshole Liz The Snake Warren Is!

The Snake speaks! And speaks well of a rapist. And speaks well of a racist conservative rapist Joe Biden!  Amazing.  Liz Warren is a wretched neolib shithead and one of the most corrupt and disappointing politicians in the US.  She is also an intelligence test that simps like David Walsh fail.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Apparently Jealousy Of Chapo Can Destroy A Weak Man's Soul: David Astin Walsh

So this weasel cocksucker from Princeton, David Astin Walsh got all butthurt over what the Chapo folks said about him; Will Menaker was very mean.  Bad man!  But Walsh didn't always feel such revulsion; he was quite a thirsty lad at one point.  Not any more, I guess.  Now he's a big tough littlel man with hate for the Brooklyn posers who are richer and way more popular than he will ever be.  Sad.  This was the nonsense that got loser Kevin Gannon all frothy, it would seem.  Walsh--and Gannon--should have just kept their mouths shut; turning into a corn cob is never a good look. 

Kevin Gannon, Grand View University's (93% Acceptance Rate) Finest, Will Whine Like A Bitch Until The Rest Of The Welfare Academics Embrace Him

What a pussy.  Jealousy is fucking ugly.  Beta Boy Kevin Gannon got made fun of by Chapo I guess, and he decided to cry like a bitch instead of being a man about it.  I mean, if you call yourself 'Tattooed Prof', well, you are a fucking titanic douchebag.  Yes, the Chapo guys are rich kids, but, like, yeah, that's racing.  Kevin Gannon is a fatuous whiner.  He's also a loser in life who teaches at one of the shittiest schools in the fucking country.  He's apparently a Liz Lass, too, so he just fucking blows dog.  Too bad, Kevin.  Nobody likes you.  Suck it up, dickhead.  And fuck off.

If You Don't Believe Tara Reade, Fuck You

Believe Tara.  Joe Biden is a rapist.  If you don't believe Tara Reade, you are a vile conservative asshole who will deliver Donald Trump to a second term.  Fuck you.  Conservative racist Dems are a fucking menace.  Never Biden.  Don't vote for rapey Uncle Joe.

3 Mekons 3

Real Rock And Roll

When Did Knolly Bikes Get So Frakking Ugly?

Christ, that mile-long straight section of downtube-lower shock mount-seattube junction-bottom bracket-lower swingarm pivot is just grotesque.  I know Knollys were never beauty contest winners, with a made-in-a-shed, privateer vibe, and I know they have their fans and generally ride well, but how did we get here?  We expect butt-ugly cock-ups from Specialized and Santa Cruz and Cannondale, but those assholes do it because they can, because idiots will buy whatever they are told to buy.  And yes, the Knolly design looks worse from the non-driveside, but it's fucking heinous either way.  The banana-shaped tubes aren't exactly elegant to start with, but add in that long, nearly-horizontal shelf and that downtube is an abortion.  No matter how well your contraption works, if it looks like a sloppy, half-assed solution, it is.  These 2020 Knollys are ugly.  Too bad, cuz that Delirium is a nice big brute of a bike.  And it's metal.  But holy fuck, it's one nasty-looking motherfucking mess.

Health Care Was A Right Before Corona, Too

If only a leading voice for universal healthcare coverage could run for national office or something!  Medicare For All was an absolute necessity in 2019, from a humanitarian perspective, from an economic perspective, from a political perspective, and the COVID-19 pandemic has only made that more brutally obvious to everyone not sucking the dick of the plutocracy.  The US economy would not have been able to sustain our criminally incompetent and greedy healthcare delivery system much longer anyway, but if any so-called leader is not onboard the M4A express now, don't support them or their party.  Only vote for candidates who express unconditional support for absolute universal health care coverage, free at the point of service, regardless of that candidates party or office sought. 

Alyssa 'Teen Steam' Milano Is Not The Smartest Girl

Jesus christ, the poor thing is an idiot.  Alyssa Milano fucking sucks.  Don't listen to fatuous tee vee airheads.  Rich, white, racist, overprivileged conservatives Dems are worse than ass cancer.  Don't be like Alyssa Milano.  Don't vote like Alyssa Milano.  Definitely don't send your Teen Steam videotapes to Red Letter Media or anything.

The answer is rancid tuna cat food.  And Tony Danza.

 Remember Thirtysomething?  Yeah, that show sucked major donkey balls, too.

Conservative Dems Are More Demented Than MAGAtards

Charles Blow is a dolt.  He tries, but he's just too fucking stupid.  Anyone who furthers the Bernie Bro nonsense is fucking hopelessly deranged.  The right-wing Dems, tho, jesus.  They're fucking unhinged; that thread is a nightmare of racist right-wing Dem inanity.  Racist, arch-conservative, neolib Dems are more of impediment to progress than the hateful GOP shitheads.

Josh Marshall Is A Vapid, Social-Climbing Neolib Simp Asshole

Who sucks yuge moose cock? Josh Marshall? Yes!  Marshall never met a shiny, shiny boot he didn't want to lick as long as there was the chance of a promotion attached.  If you look up pissboy in the dictionary, you see a pic of Josh Marshall.

Hey, Kids! Hungary Is A Full-On Fascist Dictatorship Now!

This should probably be big news.  Hungaria has been a right-wing shithole since Orban was elected, but now it's no more elections, no more parliament, and Orban and his goose-stepping Nazis forever.  Hooray!  Wait, no, that's really bad.  Fascism is always bad, and Nazis must be made very afraid again.  Hungary is in deep shit.  I wonder if we should count on the fucking Krauts to fix this disaster for us.

Jay Carney, Delete Your Account

Jay Carney could not ever hope to have the simple dignity of a corn cob.  Jesus.  Carney was always a vile shitbag, but holy christ on a roller skate, he is an unarmed combatant--HamNo positively violates him.  Guzzling from Bezos' piss bucket is beyond humiliating, but Jay Carney got lots of practice gurgling Obama's rancid piss.  Sad.  Thanks, Obama!

Freedom Time

Everyone Loves Apples

Tiny Yellow And White 1992 RB-1

Racing Bike 1.  That thing is frakking tiny.  Not exactly a racing bike set-up, but it looks well-ridden, so.  Too bad they didn't clearcoat those decals.  Yeesh.

Conservatives Are Toxic, Especially Conservative Dems, So Never Vote For Joe Biden

Healthcare is a human right. Creepy Uncle Joe Biden, rapist, does not support universal health care, so don't vote for him.  He is also a rapist, so don't vote for him.  Conservative neolib Dems are disgusting scum, so don't vote for their candidate.  Never Biden.

Free The Giant Dolphins

An absolute atrocity.  The orca has been tortured for fifty gods-damned years.  Humanity was a grave mistake.  But it's time we freed the big black and white dolphins everywhere.  Or hope they invent the orca shotgun this week and do it themselves.  Tokitae deserves freedom, and her species is an intelligent one and an important component of a healthy world.  Rena Priest in High Country News.

Preserving And Performing The Pogues And Morphine

That's entertainment.  The truth is that the music of The Pogues and Morphine definitely hold up, so rock on.  I'd go to see either of Poguetry and Vapors of Morphine in 2020 2021, assuming there is a 2021.

The Dems Have Many Not Very Smart Brothers And Sisters Of Their Own

Fun drive-by fisking.  The Uncle Toms are not just for the Fox generation.  MSDNC has a load of Toms, too.

Appointed Senator Kelly Loeffler Has Been A Bad Girl

Something, something, something guillotine. It's time.  Loeffler SHOULD be a huge problem for Trump and every Republican in November, but I think we all know by now that the Dems are not up to actually winning anything.  The Dem establishment assholes are on the same side as the GOP.  Loeffler, Burr, and the rest of those utterly corrupt scumbags will get away with it, and Trump will cruise to reelection. 

Fisking Elon Musk As A Lifestyle Choice

Good fun.  Musk is a fucking idiot, so it's clear he falls way on the stupid side of the evil/stupid spectrum.  This guy seems like he chose this life of honor, so rock on.  There are lots of good folks out there fisking that dolt Musk.  Thanks, Trump!